(and imagine I’m doing a little finger-wave)

Now that we’ve met, let me divulge some personal information:

• I’m currently a copywriter at Goodby, Silverstein & Partners

• I drink over two gallons of Diet Coke every week

• I take a hard stance against ordering salad at restaurants

Now, does that make me a “protein-fueled, caffeine machine ready to crush any brief”—or just “a copywriter with tummy issues... who’s also ready to crush any brief?”

Let’s hop on a call and you’ll decide.